What an excellent topic for a game with the best looking equipment around. I'd like to start off this topic (I can't believe it's already been a week and nobody's put up anything. If it were Show and Tell Fishing we'd already have 6 or 7 sub categories) with what I think is the oldest board I've ever seen barring Wettlaufer's at the SchneiderHaus and this year's WCC. The oldest one I've played on then anyway.
The story is that I was driving back to Toronto from Hamilton and there's a Value Village on the way. This is where I started looking for old boards for the students at my school. I never found any at that time and once you buy a few regulation boards with the bigger disks nobody wants to play on the smaller ones. I was going to give the V.V. a miss this time but I almost heard a little voice whimpering. "Don't leave me here to get busted into kindling. " So I went in and wandered around, didn't see much of anything and thought I'm an idiot for having a hunch about a board. ...And then I look down on a shelf in the furniture and 'things-made-of-wood' section, in amongst the crutches and those boxes you buy whisky in when you plan to give it as a present, and tucked in there is one big, old decrepit looking board.
"Eureka! ...maybe?" I pick it up and give it a good look:the deck varnish is pretty worn down in spots and the start line is drawn about 2.5 inches in from the edge. The pegs are all there but they are like nails with no heads. The twenty hole is more like a vortex than a hole, so worn along the edge it looks like its been beveled. I think it might be homemade and I think maybe it won't make it to my home. I flip it over and see lots of spider webs hmmm, attic? garage? buried in the basement? There's a name scribbled on the back in an old old hand back from when people were still taught penmanship. 'Gladys Nevills'. Now that I have a name to go with the board I think. "Let's find out what they want for it, the deck is a pretty decent chunk of wood, a half inch thick at least. I find a kid who's working there. He eyeballs the spider webs sort of frowns and says "How about fi--" "I'll take it!" I cut in. "I better just check" he says and off he goes with it and comes back with a sticker (thank goodness, not plastered on the upside deck) and away I go. Five bucks!
After I got 'Gladys' home and checked out Wayne Kelly's archive, I found out that what I almost left behind, as Crokbait for curious thrillseekers rooting around for little know pastimes to take home and become enthralled by, was actually one of T.Eaton's finest. I'm sure of it - painted yellow lines, quadrant lines drawn only half way through the five circle, a baseline wide enough to accomodate a large disc (and both your elbows). The one weakness mentioned was its pegs, true enough they don't look like much, but they are all still there, only one is the slightest bit wobbly but it's not coming out.
19th century ... Wow!
But can she still be played? Darned if after putting down some Mother's Carnauba car wax and buffing it up she was performing as good as ... a pretty darn good crokinole board. She could probably use some of the 35 mm size disks, or else I'd love to get a hold of some of those inch high - inch and half across blocks that you see with those MB Ross boards. You aren't guaranteed a twenty every time but it's easier than on quite a few others I've played. However it's not your boring "Oh yeah, ho-hum, were-my-eyes-open-on-that-one?" type of twenty (not that I've ever been blessed enough to be that blase with my twenties) It's actually a lot fun to watch the discs plop into , pirouette and sluice around the centre hole, they really do, like no other board I've seen.
(Is this getting too Freudian?)
So that's my story (don't worry, it's not over, that's not the only one, I have a few more) but I'm sure many of you have better ones and now that I've relieved you all of the onus of being the first, let's hear some real stories about boards that make you smile and nod your head and say. "It's great to be alive and flicking. And I owe it all to this board."
By contrast all I have for now is the bargain hunter's satisfaction of having spirited out of the Value Village a board worth maybe between $150 - $650! What distinguishes the high priced from the low? hmmm, elm and basswood? I'd better track down a wood guy. What else? "Original owner’s name written on back: “Archie Cobban" Really??? Now we are getting somewhere - Archie meet Gladys! (Jackpot, maybe?) It is a bit more worn on the baseline in the middle and at the quad line intersections than Mr Kelly's pics show. Especially in one quad. Maybe that was Gladys' favourite practicing quarter? Who knows? But no matter what, for five bucks! it Pings my Peg!
I hope the pictures do 'Gladys'
justice.
By the way, would anybody happen to know anything al all about a 'Gladys Nevills'?
